Annoucement

[koharooo]

Hello, I am the very important Mr. Konjiki with the National Center of Incident Readiness and Strategy for Cyber-security. Over the last few days I have been monitoring the activity of this community and reading through every journal linked to it. The government was correct in both their concern and their decision to hire my services.

I require your assistance below in the comments. Please provide any information about trouble makers, gossips, and wet blankets that you have. The fate of Japan may depend on you. Anonymous comments and screening have been enabled for your protection.

Comments

[zenzaip]

Most important. What the hell?

[koharooo]

What's this? A cutie pattotie tempting me on my most important post?

You make this so difficult for me, Hikaru-kun!

[zenzaip]

GROSS. Why are you stealing my icons?

[koharooo]

Tsundere as ever ♥

I'll be your yandere any day, Hikaru-kun. Just say the word and I'm yours forever.

[zenzaip]

As if. Yandere? So, you'll kill me if I say no?

[koharooo]

I could never harm a single hair on the head of sweet Hikaru-kun!!! Only the gentlest of hugs.

[zenzaip]

Sorry, taken twice over.

[koharooo]

Oh, I'll hug Senri-kun and Chitose-kun too, of course!

[zenzaip]

How about you just stay waaaaay over there? And stop stealing my icons.

[koharooo]

So cold, Hikaru-kun. So cruel to a former senpai in his loveless state.

[zenzaip]

Whatever.

[koharooo]

It's been too long since I hugged you last!

(ooc: Koharu hasn't been scarce, so it's up to you whether or not they've seen each other recently)

[zenzaip]

It hasn't been long enough.

[koharooo]

But I need my cute tsundere recharge! How else am I expected to complete my most important project!

Hikaru-kunnnnnnnnnnnn

[zenzaip]

Go take a long walk off a short bridge.

[koharooo]

Only if I can get a kiss goodbye.

[zenzaip]

I'll tell Yuuji.

[koharooo]

Oops, I don't know anyone by that name.

Screened

Hush your sweet little mouth, my dear. Yuu-kun will get in trouble.

[zenzaip]

Screened

What do you mean he'll get in trouble?

[koharooo]

Screened

I meant what I said. You're a smart boy.

Not for me to tell, love. But do cut Yuu-kun a bit of slack, ne? ♥

[zenzaip]

Screened

Thanks for tipping me off that I need to bother him about something.

[koharooo]

Screened

Yuu-kun could really use some support, aside from Kura-Kura and me

But of course. And you know, you can bother me about things anytime, Hikaru-kun. I so love to be bothered.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[zenzaip]

Screened

Why tell me this now?

[koharooo]

Screened

Why indeed, Hikaru-kun. One step should be rewarded with another. And you know, it never hurts to have a map.

[pupiina]

Haha, April's Fools?

[koharooo]

What?! This is an important post. Even if you are handsome, how dare you!

[pupiina]

Hard to believe with that face of yours, Konjiki.

[koharooo]

This face?

[pupiina]

Any face.

[koharooo]

Even this face?

[pupiina]

Especially that face.

[koharooo]

But it's such a sweet face.

[pupiina]

Awwww, thank you. I like that Shiraishi more though.

[koharooo]

Shiraishi dear is such a sweet fox, isn't he?

[pupiina]

Very much so. I'm proud to have him as a roommate.

[koharooo]

Do you cuddle him at night ♥

[pupiina]

Everytime I'm drunk ♥

[koharooo]

Drunk on sweet fluttery feelings of bishounen love.

[pupiina]

You read me like an open book.

[koharooo]

Like a fairytale.

[mastergin]

You are a very confusing man, Koharu-san.

[koharooo]

Gin ♥

You all are making it so difficult for me. I can't possibly pull an April Fools prank when you're making such cute comments.

[mastergin]

You are pranking us?

[koharooo]

Yes, by making the most serious, important post of all time!

Oh, I'm a failure as a comedian!